Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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