Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You took a bar mat shot.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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