i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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