ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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