You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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