i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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