You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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