After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
