I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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