The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
we should paint friendship bongs
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