I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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