What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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