...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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