So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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