no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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