Duck Duck Cougar?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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