We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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