Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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