I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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