your parents love me but you hate me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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