I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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