sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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