Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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