I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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