I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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