i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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