yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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