oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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