i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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