Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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