Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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