Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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