I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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