grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize