Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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