This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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