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(586): View more from Michigan

You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot

(586): View more from Michigan

That was very cool/italian of you

(586): View more from Michigan

Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving

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(301): View more from Maryland

All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands

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(309): View more from Illinois

she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.

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Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra

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