im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
