she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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