I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
