He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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