So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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