Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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