when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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