Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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