Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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