It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the liver wants what the liver wants
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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