there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she pinky promised me she was 18
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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