On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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