we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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