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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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