Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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