this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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