I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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