I'm sorry my penis didn't work
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He kissed a someone with a penis
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I FOUND THE LEGS
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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