"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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