just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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